The Weekend with the Lovelies is upon us.

As a sign of protest, I have been pulling an Oskar and Tin Drumming myself down the stairs all morning in hope that everyone will assume I am delayed and drop their guards around me.

The large bump on my head is unsightly, and will serve as insurance that all Lovelies maintain their distance and avoid the suggestion that we braid each others hair.

I can hold my breath until I pass out. This skill may come in handy.

Also, I'm making dark chocolate raspberry brownies.
Because I'm in high school again.
Because I'm in the math club and they are cheerleaders.
Because I want to fatten them up...